January 2012
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when high school kids complain about midterms
when people complain about people complaining
when people
when
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1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the right
slide to the left
cha cha real smooth
kindlesong:
Lady gaga sits on the floor of her kitchen feverishly attempting to pry open a tub of cookie dough. Why is it so hard
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“I thought a cat would bring an end to my loneliness; it has only become a mascot...”
– Simon Amstell (via nowlateafternoon)
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Episode 4 of Series 20, aka 'The Post-Preston...
Simon Amstell: Right. Next up is the Intros Round. Bill and Romeo, here are yours for Russell Howard.
Bill Bailey: Alright.
Simon: Have a wonderful time.
Bill: Thank you very much.
Simon: That's what tonight is all about.
Bill: Yeah.
Simon: Having a nice time.
Bill: Yeah. Let's not be negative.
Simon: No. I like everything.
Bill: Yeah.
Simon: You know everything?
Bill: Yeah?
Simon: I like it. You know all books?
Bill: Yes?
Simon: I like them all.
Watchconsulting-angel:
tickle-me-misha:
moraniarty:
thedukeoflions:
eyesbiglove-crumbs:
oceanastronaut:
GOD
WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE
OHYMGOD
OH MY OGJDFOJOFD AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH OHH MY GOD
A;IWOEYA
WHAT
WHAT
WHY
every episode of pawn stars ever
seller: i have here this rusty clock thing that was touched by the pope in 1700
buyer: okay let me just call in my buddy here who's an expert on rusty things that were touched by the pope in 1700 to have a look at it
petitebootybitches:
man all these ads are bullshit
the only hot single in my area
is ME
swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa RamÃrez
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liketheboyz:
